The internet is covered the world over in trolls. But some of the best trolls are ones that love making fun of perfume. They seem to come in a few varieties. My favorites are the ones that suggest “someone” in this big smelly would should make a perfume that smells like any manner of unpleasantness. Most often it’s one bodily secretion or another. Which is where I come in with the fragrance I’ve come to refer to as the Troll of the Perfume Industry; Secretions Magnifiques.
Someone thinking they’re clever in suggesting a perfume that smells unwashed? Secretions Magnifiques.
They think a perfume should smell like blood or old blood? Secretions Magnifiques.
They want to smell like vomit? Well, how about something vomit inducing? Secretions Magnifiques.
I don’t like how the stuff smells. But it is a brilliant gimmick.