Props going out to Lady Gaga for requesting her perfume signed to Coty smell like blood and semen. We know Secretions Magnifiques (the answer to everything) already beat her to the punch but good on her for trying anyway. I would be surprised if Coty took back its old house roots and Monster (the rumored fragrance’s name) actually smelled anything at all like blood and semen. Or hell, surprise me, Coty, make it smell like one of those timeless classics you used to do and I will overlook every single celebuscent tragedy you’ve made in the recent years. I am looking forward to smelling this thing more and more.
Bless your mess, Gaga.
Thanking Now Smell This for the head’s up.